Brought to you courtesy of Midnight in Iraq, who is stationed in Fallujah right now.
I'll post the three links separately, though you may go to the first one and scroll to the other two, as they are in close proximity to each other!
My Personal favorites:
Us: [in Arabic] What’s your name?
Them: No speak English.
Us: That wasn’t English!
Us: Why do you plant IEDs in the road?
Them: Because it damages the road and then the Americans fix it and make it better.
Us: Can you show us where Bob (name substitution) lives?
Them: That will create a problem between our families.
Us: Right now you have a problem with us.
Top 7 Lies We've Told Insurgents
My Personal favorites:
"Abu Ghraib is getting turned over to the Iraqis, and I think you know what that means…no more gentle treatment from the Americans."
"Bob (known associate of this insurgent) is a spy for the US military. Bob sent me here tonight to f#@k you up."
And the third link: You Stay Classy Iraq
Anyone seen Anchorman? You'll get it then, though it's still funny even if you didn't know the line or context.
I love reading Midnight's posts, please get yourselves over there and check them out! Show him some support, maybe try and make him laugh...
that Ron Burgundy sign was too much. LMAO.
Posted by: Jake | May 14, 2006 at 09:45 PM