So let's just say you're a police officer who's run into a bit of financial trouble... what do you do?
Cut back on your spending? No...
Take a second job - sure why not.
What to do, what to do.
Oh yeah! Moonlight as a prostitute. Of course!
-- A spokeswoman for the New Zealand Prostitute's Collective said that depending on the brothel, the policewoman could have earned around $NZ500 (£168.16) on busy night.
Ron Mark, the law and order spokesman for the New Zealand First political party said despite prostitution being legal, organised criminals still played a part in the local brothels and the officer would have been vulnerable to extortion.
"I know a hell of a lot of police officers who struggle with the cost of living in Auckland but they don't all rush out and become prostitutes," he said.
Heh. Or do they?
Prostitution is legal in New Zealand, so the officer will be staying on and receiving counseling for her actions. You gotta know that the whole of the police force knows who it is, how'd you like to walk into that office? Her reputation certainly won't ever be the same. I wonder if she cares.
Damn... I was totally guessing Village People singer...
Posted by: jwookie | July 21, 2006 at 12:16 AM
I think I'd rather scrub floors.
Posted by: Pat | July 21, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Very funny(and true for me too, Pat) both of you!
Posted by: Kath | July 22, 2006 at 12:49 PM